Baaaaby Bighorn

I know, i know...he's all i ever talk about, but we finally got to introduce him to Angie, and they love eachother!, The pictures are of super crappy quality, cuz Travis sent them to me in tiny resolution, but hopefully you can see the adorableness, in one picture, they're spooning!! And that's only within hours of meeting eachother! too cute!

Angie hates us now...I don't want to talk about it...on here anyway, i'll fricking spend all night complaining about things, but i don't want anything in writing, i've had too much trouble with that..

Anyway, i need to have a drink.

-Chanda

Drunken Chandar...

I got rowdy last night, i'm not gonna lie. I was around all my work friends and at one point they were asking me the average girth of a penis...I had alot of fun though, i haven't let loose like that in awhile. It started at live after five and then we went to pugs. I had alot of fun!

Today is Bruno's birthday!! It's also bear awareness week, and so he's destroying a mock campsite at the zoo today!! I'm going, i'm so excited! And he's going to eat b-day cake :)

I'm also dying my hair, i have not dyed my hair in ages, since we've been saving money and i have not justified buying dye as a necessity, but i got my usual "$2.99" stuff, and i'm so excited to see it...it's probably going to stain my forehead and i won't get it off for weeks, but atleast it won't be as bad and when i dyed my hair pink and my ears turned bright pink and i had to wear my hair over my ears for about a month before it finally came off...hehe, how embaressing.

Yep, yep...i don't have very many exciting new things happening, i have recovered from my incident last week, so i'm back to normal! :)

-Chanda

Uh...Joel, we need to go to the hospital

*WARNING: This blog is very graphic and gross*

Ah frick. I had a good day yesterday!! And then we went to Fudon, and even though it was all about onions, it was so much fun and awesome how it always is. Then we went home and i promptly fell asleep like always....

Until i woke up at 1230a.m. with the wooooorst urge to pee. So i went to the bathroom. And it wasn't as much pee as i was expecting for how horrible it felt. And the feeling didn't go away. By this time i was feeling nauseous and hot so i layed on the floor for awhile. But i stillllll felt like i had to pee. So i got up and peed again, and i wiped, and there was blooood. and i was like woah...i don't think i'm starting my period....

So i went and layed down for awhile, but pretty soon i had to pee again, and when i did, i watched the stream ( i know that sounds gross ) and there it was...blood, in my urine, blood...and then some blood clots, oooohhhh it hurt so bad!! I thought i was passing stones, because they run in my family...so i looked it up on webMD and woke up Joel and told him we had to go to the hospital....Then i called ask a nurse and they told me to come in right away.

So sweet sweet Joel, drove me to the hospital at one in the morning, and i peed in a cup, which was soooo disgusting and just blood red.

And i sat in a gown for a couple hours and finally got an answer that i had a UTI...they gave me drugs, and i took them as soon as we got home.

Holy Jesus, it was sooooo painful, i never ever ever want to pee blood ever again. It was so terrifying.

-Chanda

The History of my hair...

I hate going to the hairdresser...I understand they went to school to inform people of the health of their hair, and blah blah blah, but if i don't ask for advice on how to hydrate my hair, or condition or whatever...then don't give it to me.

I don't condition my hair, i haaaate the feeling of soft, silky hair...i know that sounds silly, but when my hair is soft and silky it's staticky, and hard to keep out of my face, i loooove to have hairspray in my hair, and its always stiff and icky when i go into the hairdressers....so suck it.

The other thing is i never get my hair cut on a good hair day, if i'm having a good hair day, there is no need to get it fixed, when it looks awful, i get it cut so i can fix it differently...there's a whole system to my madness, Also, ya know the whole conditioning thing...if my hair is dry and gross it's easier to ratt it up and make it look how i like, haha. I'm a goober.

So now...a look at the history of my hair, because i love pictures...




After i bleached the black out of my hair.

When i still had the black in my hair

Red.



Purple, before i went to MN

Pink in MN




Pink the week after i moved to MN

Red, and flipped.



Blue, not to mention the burst blood vessels.

Black, i like the most...

Red again

When Joel and I met, i had a sweeeeet A line and Red tips (In this pic they're faded)

I got sick of posting pictures, so i'm done now. I hate that this blog seems very self-absorbed because all the pictures are of me...haha, i like to take pictures to tell the stories of my life...or hair. I'm done now.

-Chanda

The Gnar family...

His and Hers!

Clifford...the little, big horn sheep

I can't take credit for either of those pictures, i stole them off of two of my co-workers facebooks, that i'm not actually friends with...(I'm such a creepy stalker)

So that's the lil' fella i've been going out at midnight to feed. He's soooo cute, it just sucks because i can only do night feedings because i deal with the other big horn all day and they don't want to transfer disease or anything, which is fine, but he's the most active during the day...when i don't see him, and then when i show up at night he's exhausted and i think is dying in front of me, he's never interested to eat and just lays his head down and passes out, and i feel like i'm a failure, and then the next day he's just great and dandy when he wakes up, i think he hates me, he's all pissed that i wake him up everynight, hehe.

I crawled in his crate with him last night, i told my dad we should have brought extra blankets and a pillow to make him more comfortable...maybe a heating pad...He said he's even more spoiled now than he would have been in the wild, psh. Not if i was his mother....

Anywhoser....last night the sandwhich and wine party was so much fun!! Yay, i can't wait until Joel and I get our own place and we can have classy lil' get togethers!

We're also getting our otters in next week, which is going to be crazy, there won't be anymore fighting over who gets to feed the baby....there will be Three babies to feed!! I think we'll all get our share....maybe i can take them home and keep them in the bathtub, atleast until they're grown and ready to go on exhibit.

Oh last night when i was at the zoo, i had to go in the building and check something, and most of our inside animals are nocturnal, so when i went in with the flashlight, everyone was up, running around and being crazy, it was so cool!! The Chinchilla was insane running around and leaping over branches, i never knew he was so active! It was fun to see them actually doing stuff.

Tonight Joel and I are going to Cabaret, and tomorrow i'm getting my Narwhal tattoo i'm soooo excited!!

-Chanda

Oh maaaannnnn...

OOOoooo, i am horrible at keeping secrets. No, i take that back, i'm horrible at keeping exciting secrets that are eventually going to be told anyway....i'm realllllly good at keeping juicy, naughty, and weird secrets....there, i'll put it that way.

I realllllly want to tell everyone, but we're not suppose to tell the public, because it's like stupid, i don't know....Get me drunk enough, i'll tell you...teeeehehe. Just kidding!!

Okay, okay, it has to do with a baby......,.No, i'm not pregers.

But i will be caring for it, aloooottt. And it's coming tomorrow!!

OHHHHhhhh, it's so exciting! Okay, i'll stop now.

Yeah, i'm going to be even more exhausted than i already am, and Joel is going to hate me, i've turned into such a brat lately, i don't know what it is, but i catch myself doing it, and also when he points it out....I don't mean to be. I'm just a poopy butt.

Okay, well i'll let you guys ponder awhile, and i'll probably have pictures tomorrow and you'll totally find out what's up. :]

-Chanda